she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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