Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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