Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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