I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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