I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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