Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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