Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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