Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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