I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
we're so committed to being not committed
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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