i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My nipple is on Facebook.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
