lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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