why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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