Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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