she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Someone came in the potted fern
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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