Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
