Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
