I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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