No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
