My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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