every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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