He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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