I feel like abortions should bother me more
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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