For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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