small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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