What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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