So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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