what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There's even glitter on my cock...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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