Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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