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• (407): View more from Florida

  so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

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  yes! wait why?

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  because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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• (209): View more from California

  I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Maybe I should forgo underwear.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  This is a family BBQ no?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet

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