is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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