Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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