Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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