I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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