hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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