I wanna passion pit in your ass
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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