You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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