ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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