i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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