By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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