She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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