Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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