Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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