I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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