He is an equal opportunity slut.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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