I just saw a hot homeless man
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize