so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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