can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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