Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He shit in the fireplace
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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