I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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