apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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