But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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