Yo dont text me then not text me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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