so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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